December 28, 2018, 9:37 am
By GABRIEL OGUDA
You've heard this story before. That there exists three kinds of politicians: Those who make things happen, those who watch things happen, and those who wonder what's happening. William Ruto might not like this constant reminder, but it doesn't take away the fact that the March 2018 handshake was the day he watched his 2022 gameplan go up in smoke.
All political mathematics revolving around the identity of the next president of Kenya must always take into account the Kalenjin, Luo and the Kikuyu vote. Voting as a bloc, the candidate with the support of any two of those three communities will always be the man to beat going into any general election.
William Ruto had Kalenjins and Kikuyus United in one accord, making sure he had an easy stroll into 2022, until the March 2018 handshake brought Raila Odinga back into the equation. The chess grandmaster of Kenyan politics returns to the main fold just when his pupil was beginning to behave like a silverback gorilla.
Raila Odinga's reentry into the big league makes it easy for two things to happen to William Ruto.
If Kikuyus decide not to honor their promise and back another candidate for 2022, and in the likely event that William Ruto wins the presidential vote but the win is stolen from him, it will be very difficult for William Ruto to foment a revolution.
This should be a no brainer. Only Raila Odinga can destabilize the national government by paralyzing operations in Kenya's three main cities; Nairobi, Mombasa and Kisumu. The most important town William Ruto commands is Eldoret, a rural insignificant outpost that will take only one teargas canister to be lobbed and protestors will scatter like Mike Sonko's pidgin English after a round of adulterated beer.
William Ruto's anti-government chokehold on Eldoret is made much more difficult with the presence of the Kenya Defence Forces Baracks in Soi. They also have a bullet factory there in Eldoret so if any Kalenjin militiaman thinks they will swing a rungu against outsiders if William Ruto's vote is stolen in 2022, they have a lot of reasons to think again. The government was caught offguard in 2007. They have made a promise that it will not happen again. The only assured avenue for William Ruto to be president is for Uhuru Kenyatta to die midway into his second term, upon which William Ruto takes the oath of office to see off the remainder of the term. The last time a Kenyan president died in office, his Deputy took over the reigns of power, and you all know how long it took to get him out of that place.
William Ruto is a poor man's Daniel Moi without the wisdom that should come with it. Daniel Moi knew when to stop, William Ruto doesn't know when to stop. If anything happens to Uhuru Kenyatta, and anything can happen to Uhuru Kenyatta, and William Ruto takes over the reigns of power, you can be sure that Daniel Moi's 24 year record as president of Kenya will have found a suitable match.
Do not be fooled that David Murathe's noise is a hollow one. Kikuyus have no problem honoring their political debt owed to William Ruto. The only misgiving they have is whether William Ruto can be trusted to honor back the debt when his turn to step down comes around. They are saying they'd rather have any other Kalenjin but not William Ruto, because it took them 24 years to get back the presidency from Daniel Moi.
They have been once bitten, and they are now twice shy.
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December 28, 2018, 9:37 am
Friday, December 28, 2018-Last year around June, controversial city prophet, David Owour, shocked Kenyans after word g0t out that a woman he prayed for in West Pokot had resurrected.
The woman identified as Mama Rosa allegedly collapsed and died after falling ill and when her family sought the help of Prophet Owuour, he prayed for her and 2 hours later, she came back to life.
That famous miracle by Owuour was stage managed so that he can attract more people to his fake church ministry.
The woman he claimed to have resurrected is almost dying.
Her health has deteriorated and she cannot even walk on her own.
Mama Rosa is hidden from the public by pastors associated with Owuor because they don’t want the public to know the miracle was stage managed.
Popular blogger Abraham Mutai shared a video of Mama Rosa saying,” The Woman Owuor claims he raised from death. As we speak, Mama Rosa can't walk on her own. Her health has regressed so bad, she is being hid from the public. Owuorians know her from the posters but are not permitted to see her. She is being hid at Dr. Kasepoi's house in Eldoret. The Kenyan DAILY POST
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December 28, 2018, 9:44 am
Friday, December 28, 2018- This condom advert is not only hilarious but also carries a very powerful message especially to the reckless guys who engage in risky sexual behavior.
Guys, don’t be silly, Wrap it up in foil, before you check her oil.
Now you know why a dog is man’s best friend.
Watch the hilarious video below. The Kenyan DAILY POST.
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December 28, 2018, 9:44 am
By Onyinkwa Onyakundi
After so many relationships and marriages that paired up Kisii men with feminists and slay queens (Betty Kyalo, Lilian Muli, Cicilia Mwangi etc) went tumbling, i soon realised what ails them, and came up with a simple guideline that the latter could use as a ‘user’s manual’ when dating a Kisii man.First, no matter how pretty your face, tall your frame, rounded your curves, yellow your skin, long your C.V., big your position, hefty your salary, or famous your name, you remain his wife. Not his husband. He wears the trousers in that house figuratively all the time, but sometimes literally as well, especially if he is SDA. And don’t point for him where his food is with your foot from the couch as you watch TV. Get your lazy ass over there, warm it for him and serve him. Secondly, while we relish the sight of ‘rarely ever seen’ parts of female anatomy, too much of it actually turns off a Kisii man. A short skirt, a little cleavage, a few inches around the waist and such other ‘glimpses’ can send the blood of a Kisii man racing towards the centre of his life and body, but any attempt to ‘amplify’ the effects by walking around in the house stark naked in the vain hope that the ‘overdose’ will turn him on several ‘decibels’ higher will instead turn him off. Thirdly, you must bring something to the table. And your sexy body doesn’t count as ‘something on the table’ even if you choose to serve him ‘Migingo’ right on the dining table. Every Kisii man alive was brought up by a hardworking woman that got up at the crack of dawn every dawn to perform not just the daily house chores, but also till some shamba, sell some vegetables, teach at some school or nurse at some hospital, and contributed the proceeds to family’s budget. Forget twerk. Can you work? You little bitch? That feminist slay queen mantra of ‘ my money is mine, while his money is ours’ doesn’t wash with Kisii men. Fourth, please don’t ever cheat on a Kisii man. But if you really must, don’t ever let him get wind of it. Even slightly. That will be the end of that relationship. It doesn’t matter if he is cheating too. That ‘tit for tat’ thing has never yielded any result with a Kisii man that isn’t spelled D-I-V-O-R-C-E. In a community where 80% of all grandfathers alive are polygamous, making your case before a ‘Baraza’ that you went spreading your legs for every Tom, Dick and Harry ~ but mostly Dick ~ because your husband went out on community husbandry duties would sound really ridiculous. And finally, when he finally decides to ditch you, don’t ever try to embarrass such a man by doing any of those juvenile public rants aimed at ‘shaming him into submission’. You anger rather than cow such a man. He’ll come out with his own version, and the honest truth is, if the feminist slay queen is considered guilty of infidelity, or being disrespectful, then everything else she says thereafter can only be ‘Kizungu mingi’.
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December 28, 2018, 9:45 am
Friday, December 28, 2018-Former Citizen TV anchor, Julie Gichuru, is aging gracefully.
The mother of 5 turned 44 this year and despite her age, she looks hotter than most college girls.
The sexy TV girl posted a photo displaying her smashing hot bikini body while enjoying a vacation.
Everything about her is perfect from top to bottom and it’s without a doubt she is a 10 over 10 type of woman.
Check out that smashing hot bikini body of Julie Gichuru, a 44 year old mother of 5. DAMN!!!!!
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December 28, 2018, 9:45 am
SEX IS FOOD1. Sex is not all about making children.
2. You must be a different woman to your husband every time. Seduce your husband, don't always allow your husband to ask for Sex; there must be no timetable for sex.
3. Be creative ... don't be predictable. Give him what he wants.
4. If you loose influence over your husband, you have lost womanhood. Be part of your husband's plans.
5. Allow your husband to check in and out anytime. When a man is sexually satisfied, he is emotionally stable. Stop saying, is it food ? Yes, sex is food!!!
6. As a wife, try to invest in yourself spiritually so you can adequately support him. Build yourself as his prayer warrior so that you will not be forced to pray at the end of your life.
7. Don't allow your husband to provide all your needs, he is not a money making machine. Iron sharpens iron, try to reciprocate. You are meant to support each other spiritually, financially, physically and morally through thick and thin. You are a builder ... Wise woman buildeth her home. Women need wisdom to build their homes.
8. Do not be too outspoken. Know when to talk, when to listen and when to be quiet.
9. Love your husband with all your heart and never tell him that "if not because of my children ...!!" Remember that you've known him long before the arrival of those children.
10. Pamper your husband. Put his head on your chest and pray for him. Give him unannounced kiss from the back and don't be too holy to kiss in the public. He is your husband for God sake. Be romantic too, it is good for the heart.
11. Some people are not happy that you're happy in that marriage, prove them wrong that you love him and he is your crown. Always feel good when you hold him.
12. Don't look 50 while you're still under 30, it drives men crazy. Always keep fit regardless of your age or body.
To men:
Do not take a woman who does all these for granted! Pamper her, pray for her, cherish her, love her, support her financially, make her feel like your woman!
God bless you and your marriages.
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December 28, 2018, 9:45 am
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Dear young Kenyan man, you are at war. With enemies you never imagined existed. First and foremost, the system is against you. If you look at this piece of shit called Uhuru Kenyatta, he has been appointing retiree's like Moody Awori into positions. Uhuru is an asshole beyond measure. His stupidity is infinite.
Another enemy is toxic feminism. Everyday we are finding women just talking crap about men under the guise of “girl power” and the likes. They use derogatory terms to obscure their genuine hate for us. Like “dead-beat” or “broke ass” and the likes. Yet the same women readily give themselves to married men for casual sex when the financial incentives are offered to them.
Third, the job market is now anti-male. All Human Resource managers in nearly all companies are women. In-turn, they pack those companies with fellow women and block men who probably have more productivity. Safaricom now has more men than women on its payroll. All this made possible by the men who run these companies.
Finally Kenyan ladies have made it their business to hyper-publicise their break-ups with Kenyan men, to spread the sentiment of how “useless” we are. They in-turn take on foreigner trophy boyfriends and project them as some sort-of aliens who have discovered a new solar system. We recently saw the demeaning tirade by Vera Sidika towards Otile Brown. Now we have Anerlisa Keroche taking on a Tanzanian boyfriend trying to subliminally send the message to her peers that Kenyan men are ain't-shit niggers. She's the new mascot of this mindless agenda.
Who is the beneficiary of this grand scheme to undermine young men? Ofcourse it's the old men who are taking our jobs and fucking our bitches. Feminists may not know, but their agenda subconsciously benefits the old men of this country.
The old men have found perfect agents in the likes of Caroline Mutoko, Ciku Muiruri and others, who spend their days spreading the anti-male sentiment. If you listen to old men, they're always degrading us with phrases like “young boys of today….”. One would expect these old retarded prices would embark on mentorship, but they love spoiling our names especially to our women, so that they can continue fucking them.
Why Kenya cannot develop wealth to compete with developed economies is because the people who are supposed to use their money to propel our ideas into action, are just buying us alcohol and fucking our women. The most they do is build flats and act as if they discovered life on Planet Mars. Our country cannot develop if every idiot is just planning on stealing from Government so as to build flats. We need that capital to fund ideas.
Look at an idiot like Lillian Muli's clande for instance. He has probably spent Kshs. 30 Million on her since they started dating in the form of clothes, trips, dates, etc. That is money that could have incubated a brilliant idea. And that's how stupidity has thrived in the country. Such an old bastard is happy spending on bitches, as opposed to incubating ideas. In Kenya this is the cycle of “success” . You know someone in Government, you steal using a bogus tender, get a clande, build a flat, and boom! You'll even get Githeri clergy to acknowledge you in church. That is the highlight of success from a Kenyan perspective.
We need a mentality shift. Old men need to stop thinking as if they have sperms in their head. Your stupidity is like that of Uhuru's. Use the phone in your hand to learn more about the world. Don't confine yourselves to the stupidity of Githeri media. Think outside the box.
Funding malaya's is not a means to the end. Fucking young pussy cannot be your core-business. Find something better to do with the disposable income you have. Kazi sio umalaya saa zote. It's sad that us young kids are asking our older men to grow the fuck up. Never before has Kenya had dumber people, than this current crop of old men.
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December 28, 2018, 9:45 am
Friday, December 28, 2018-President Uhuru Kenyatta’s personal assistant, Jomo Gecaga, has a habit of jumping from one woman to another.
Jomo loves media girls and he uses his money and influence to lure them to bed.
After impregnating and dumping Citizen TV’s anchor, Ann Kiguta, he fell in love with, Lola, a former host of Yolo show that used to air on KTN.
Jomo has been spoiling Lola with finer things in life including a Range Rover that he gave her as a gift.
The former sexy TV host is an eye candy with a body like that of a goddess.
Check out what Jomo Gecaga enjoys in between the sheets.
And a video too flaunting her killer body.
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December 29, 2018, 1:22 am
Saturday December 29, 2018-Former Starehe MP, Maina Kamanda, has supported sentiments made by former Gatanga MP, David Murathe, that Mt Kenya region had not signed a memorandum of understanding (MoU) with anybody regarding the 2022 presidential elections.
In a phone interview with one of the local dailies on Thursday, Maina, who is currently a nominated MP, said Murathe spoke for the silent Mt Kenya majority who are holding the same view.
He said nobody should condemn Murathe because he spoke the truth.
“When the right time comes, we will say the same things Mr Murathe has said but for now let us just focus on the unity of the country,” Mr Kamanda
"Let those condemning Mr Murathe stop because what he said is what majority of Jubilee Party members are saying silently when you speak to them,” Mr Kamanda added.
Murathe‘s remarks have been condemned by allies of Deputy President William Ruto who have accused him of making “reckless statements despite being a party official.”
However, Mr Kamanda said that trying to silence Murathe is like a person trying to hide a wound.
“If you try to hide a wound, one day it will be seen and might not be treatable at that particular point,” he said.
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December 29, 2018, 1:33 am
Saturday December 29, 2018-Director of Public Prosecutions (DPP), Noordin Haji, has revealed why prominent city lawyer, Prof Tom Ojienda, was arrested on Friday.
Ojienda, who is a member of Judicial Service Commission (JSC), was arrested together with lawyer Peter Wanyama and the two are being held at Muthaiga Police Station.
According to DPP, Ojienda was arrested for defrauding Mumias Sugar company Sh 200 million together with Wanyama and former Nairobi Governor , Dr Evans Kidero.
However in a statement, Ojienda denied having ever conspired to defraud the sugar company through fake cases.
“I have read the Director of Public Prosecution's statement with utter shock and disbelief. I would like to state without any fear of contradiction that I do not, I cannot and I have never filed a fake case. I have never conspired with any person to be paid for work not done,” Ojienda wrote on his WhatsApp page.
Ojienda’s arrest comes in the wake of a protracted court battle between him and Kenya Revenue Authority (KRA) over tax compliance.
The taxman has filed an appeal after High Court judge Wilfrida Okwany directed that KRA issue a tax compliance certificate at a time when the taxman is demanding Sh443.6 million arrears from the advocate.
The case will be heard next year.
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December 29, 2018, 1:40 am
Saturday December 29, 2018-National Super Alliance (NASA) leader, Raila Odinga, has accused Chief Justice, David Maraga and his team of frustrating the ongoing purge against graft.
In an exclusive interview with Citizen TV presenter, Joe Ageyo, Raila said courts are undermining the ongoing war against corruption.
He said courts are granting bonds and bail terms to accused persons and allowing them to return to the very public offices they are accused of swindling.
“Take the public service; if somebody is found to have misappropriated something or acted incorrectly, he is interdicted on half pay, no pay or is suspended so that you don’t go to the office,” Raila Odinga said.
“But here is a case where somebody has already been investigated and evidence has been found and he has been charged with a criminal offence; but he goes to court and is allowed to go back to the office.” Raila Odinga added.
National Lands Commission (NLC) chairman, Mohamed Swazuri and Kenya Railways MD, Atanas Maina, are still in office despite being charged in court with criminal offences.
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December 29, 2018, 1:42 am
Saturday, December 29, 2018-A video of a mysterious lady crawling behind President Uhuru Kenyatta during live TV interview with journalists on Thursday night has caused a stir on social media.
The big booty lady was captured crawling behind the scenes as Uhuru was answering questions from journalists.
Some people think there was monkey business that was happening behind Uhuru and the video has really caused a lot of buzz on social media.
Watch the video and tell us what you think.
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December 29, 2018, 1:49 am
Saturday December 29, 2018-President Uhuru Kenyatta has distanced himself from remarks made by Jubilee Party Vice chairman, David Murathe, who asked Deputy President William Ruto to retire with the president in 2022.
Murathe, who was speaking during Maragoli Cultural Festival in Mbale, Vihiga County on Wednesday, said Ruto, should retire alongside Uhuru come 2022 because they have both served their terms.
“We do not have any MoU with anybody that it is a must we shall support them in 2022. If they had such a deal with Uhuru then it is upon them. This government you are serving with Uhuru and it is a 50/50 deal why should you demand for another share in 2022,” Murathe asked.
But in an exclusive interview on Friday in State House, Mombasa, Uhuru dismissed Murathe’s sentiments and said Jubilee party has its own plan ahead of the next election.
He also said leaders like Murathe should stop discussing about 2022 succession politics because Kenyans wants development.
The father of the nation said he cannot understand why people are rushing and linking everything to 2022 when there is a lot of work to be done.
“Wale ambao wanaonge hio wanaongea yao. Mimi najua tuko na chama yetu tutakua na mipango yetu huko mbele vile wale wenginewatakua na mipango yao (Those who are talking are expressing their views. I know we have our party and a future plan just like our competitors)," Uhuru said.
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December 29, 2018, 1:57 am
Saturday December 29, 2018-Elgeyo Marakwet Senator, Kipchumba Murkomen, is among politicians who were working day and night to ensure Deputy President William Ruto loses the 2022 Presidential election with a thud.
Ruto, who is second in throne after President Uhuru Kenyatta, is planning to succeed the son of Jomo in 2022, but sentiments from his attacks dogs are making him lose votes daily.
On Friday, after the arrest of city lawyer Prof Tom Ojienda, Murkomen, who is Senate Majority Leader, was the first to condemn the government for arresting Ojienda.
Ojienda was arrested for defrauding struggling Mumias Sugar Company Sh 200 million between year 2010 and year 2014.
“I am totally opposed to this madness of deliberately arresting suspects on Friday. It’s even worse that they are arresting lawyers for providing professional services. Surely Professor Ojienda is a Senior Lawyer&JSC member, where is he expected to run to? Rule of Law?”’ Murkomen asked.
“The arrest of Peter Wanyama&Tom Ojienda and indeed many Kenyans on Fridays for cases which have been under investigation for weeks,months&even years is a violation of our Constitution&weaponization of the fight against corruption!,” Murkomen added.
Political pundits have questioned Murkomen‘s remarks saying as a leader of the government in the Senate he should not oppose the ongoing purge against graft.
President Uhuru Kenyatta is the leader of the current war against graft in the country.
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December 29, 2018, 2:01 am
Saturday, December 29, 2018-A video of a sexy middle aged lady crawling behind President Uhuru Kenyatta during a live TV interview has caused a lot of buzz on social media.
In the viral video, the bootylicious lady is seen crawling and bending-over as Uhuru was answering questions from journalists.
Kenyans on twitter(KOT) have been trolling the mysterious lady saying it might be Jubilee blogger, Pauline Njoroge, doing some bend-over for a State House official.
State House spokesperson, Kanze Dena, has cleared the air on the video saying the lady is a member of her team and refused to reveal her identity to save her from ridicule.
“By the time the cameras had begun rolling, she was on the right side of the President. Her positioning was okay until something came up during the interview. I needed her to handle some urgent task. I am blaming poor timing on the gaffe. Our arrangement was when the cameras were focused on the journalists, she would crawl to the left. Unfortunately, when she was doing that, the cameras resumed focus on the Head of State. Though occasional, these things do happen during such fast-paced and multi-camera productions,”Kanze said.
Here’s the video in-case you have not seen it.
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December 29, 2018, 2:19 am
Saturday, December 29, 2018-A car belonging to Uasin Gishu County was spotted in a private wedding and Kenyans are accusing the County boss Jackson Mandago of allowing his staff to misuse public resources.
Mandago was recently put on the spot after he spent Ksh 10 Million to buy new uniforms for the County’s village elders, claiming that the move was meant to make them more visible.
Here’s the County’s vehicle being misused in a private wedding.
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December 29, 2018, 2:31 am
Saturday, December 29, 2018-This guy spends most of his time in drinking dens after his wife dumped him and became pregnant for another man.
He is trying to find peace and comfort in alcohol after falling into depression.
He says,” Bibi aliniacha na sasa ako na mimba ya mtu mwingine.”
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December 29, 2018, 2:38 am
Saturday, December 29, 2018- League leaders Liverpool will be looking to take another step towards the Premier League title when they take on Arsenal at Anfield today in their final match of 2018 Go Here
The Reds sit six points clear at the top of the table with half of the season gone, while the Gunners are in fifth place, two points adrift of the Champions League spots.Go Here
Liverpool are unbeaten in their last seven meetings with Arsenal, winning three of those and drawing four in a run which stretches back to April 2015 - their longest such streak since a 12-game sequence from 1994 to 2000.Go Here
The two teams played out to 1-1 draw in November with Lacazette netting a late equaliser after Milner had opened the scoring at the Emirates Stadium.
Arsenal have not won at Anfield in any of their last five visits, conceding 17 goals in that time including a 4-0 thrashing in the corresponding game last season.
Prediction: Liverpool 3-1 Arsenal Go Here
Klopp’s charges are in brilliant form at the moment and have a formidable record against Arsenal at Anfield too.
The Gunners should put up more of a fight than they have on some of their recent visits to Merseyside, but it would be a surprise if they came away with anything to show for it.
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EPL(18:00) LEICESTER v CARDIFF -1
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December 29, 2018, 2:50 am
Saturday, December 29, 2018-This well endowed lady with a curvy body is trending online and men can’t get enough of her gorgeous body.
Dressed in a figure hugging dress, she was goofing around in the farm, shaking her mammoth derriere and swinging her voluptuous hips.
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December 29, 2018, 2:59 am
A Maasai man walks into a bank in NAIROBI and asks for the loan officer. He tells the loan officer that he is going to DUBAI on business for four weeks and needs to borrow KSH 5,000. The bank officer tells him that the bank will need some form of security for the loan, so the maasai manhands over the keys to a brand new Mercedes Benz S class 500 parked on the street in front of the bank. He produces the log book and everything checks out. The loan officer agrees to accept the car as collateral for the loan.
The bank's president and its officers all enjoy agood laugh at the maasai for using a KSH 15 Million Mercedes Benz as collateral against a KSH5,000 loan. An employee of the bank then drives the Mercedes Benz into the bank's underground garage and parks it there. Four weeks later, the maasai returns, repays the KSH 5,000 and the interest, which comes to KSH.150.41. The loan officer says, 'Sir, we are very happy to have had your business, and this transaction has worked out very nicely but we are a little puzzled. While you were away, we checked you out and found that you are a multi millionaire. What puzzles us is, why would you bother to borrow 'KSH 5,000'. The Masai man replies: 'Where else in NAIROBI can I park my car for four weeks for only KSH 150.41 and expect it to be there when I return???.... Who said Masai's are not smart upstairs?????
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